CHAIRIMON

i made this blog a year ago when i was really pretentious and stupid and i made too many promises to update it and i probably never will but i might

the end

ps. sorry you can cut your losses now

Anonymous asked: Thank you for being so insanely awesome and hilarious. Also you posted that you were feeling sad recently and I have to say, you are just a brilliant person and you should cheer up so we can get a daily does of chairimon fic <3

Thank you, thank you so much. I’m really glad you enjoy the chairimon, and I’m going to try very hard to post more. This was such a nice message. <3

Hey, sorry Chairimon’s been a little more than a little MIA like, forever.

I’ve been a bit sad, and I still am and I’m not going to make any promises.

But cheers for 44 followers. You’re all lovely. Glad you get the joke~

Oh, man did Alex want that chair.

Although Alex knew that he had enough things to sit on, he wanted another.

He could buy it for the house. It wouldn’t belong to him, it would belong to the house.

It was a burgundy colour, with yellow trim.

Actually a rather disgusting choice of fabrics, but Alex liked it. It was outlandish and fun.

He realized he was drooling. He’d have to leave his window-shopping for another time.

Nerimon walked away, trying his very best not to look back at the shop window.

He knew he and the chair could never be together…

Happy holidays! 2012 will bring lots of new Chairimon!

Are you all excited?

Anyone off to a furniture store?

Celebrate with a new chair?

How are you all celebrating?

narutoprincess asked: so i know you ship chairmon but do you not ship cherimon? if so can i ship cherimon and chairimon?

I don’t really ship either.

But of course you can!

xo

Oh yes.

Sighed the singer-commonly-known-as-Nerimon-but-not-on-the-internet-Alex-Day.

It was so good to relax in his new home. On the new couch, that had come with his and Charlie’s new home.

Yes, things were shaping up to be pretty good for Alex. ‘Forever Yours’ was going to be a hit. Bigger than the Bieb’s, chuckled Alex darkly. (do u geddit!!!!)

He was relieved that Charlie had run off to buy a McDonald’s, so he could sit where Jimmy had sat. And just relish the new furniture.

He let out another deep sigh.

He could feel himself sinking into the couch. It was lovely. Cushion-y and warm. Perhaps chairs weren’t his thing anymore. Jimmy preferred couches, anyway.

And Jimmy was so funny and smart.

And ‘Forever Yours’ was going to be a big hit.

And tomorrow he was going to decide on what pants to wear for ‘Forever Yours’ day. (Were his new jeans smashing enough? Should he ask Jimmy? Perhaps Jimmy could come sit on the couch again? With Alex? And maybe Jimmy could try on Alex’s trousers?)

The new couch was wonderful to sit on. Wonderful.

Sundays were wonderful.

Couches were wonderful.

I’m having my doubts about chairs, Nerimon admitted to himself.

xo and forever yours,

The Creator of Chairimon

Anonymous asked: This blog just made my life. I've never laughed harder. :D

Thank you so much!

So far only me and an anonymous writer have written, so I’m hoping to do some writing soon and make you and others laugh some more, and if you or anyone reading this would like to write something in the ask box that’d be brilliant! (Let me know how you want it published, if you do.)

I’ve been totally slacking with this blog, and I’m really sorry that it’s taking me so long to respond to asks and actually to post something. Stress and dumb stuff, you know you know. I’ll stop procrastinating.

Much love, The Creator of Chairimon

Anonymous asked: Oh no so u can't bring back the submit button? That sucks. But it'd be really weird to submit using the ask box because IT DOESN'T ALLOW PARAGRAPHS. i hate this box. (btw i'm the same anonymous person from yesterday. so yeah just wanna tell you: not gonna open another chairimon blog. but i'm spreading the word to my internet friends and they usually hang out on dA. so yeah.)

Since tumblr went through the “changes”~ or whatever, it won’t let me have a submit button. Ahhh, I know it’s tough to do it through this ask box. But if you put a little signature type thing (I don’t know, like an X#%#$% or something) and just break it up into several paragraphs - or asks - and put the signature at the start so I know who it is, I can make one text post and say it’s written by X#%#$% or whatever. The whole process is ridiculously complicated, and I’m really sorry. 

Thank you, and ahahah. That’s sweet of you!

Much love, The Creator of Chairimon.